100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person


If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

(Source: the-stonersofar)


i hate small talk

tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.

Anonymous said: okay I understand! Well maybe I can re- fraise my question. I know its hard to speak for all men as some do have different likes and dislikes in a girl. But in your definition of a 'perfect' girl what would it be? Sorry I'm just curious.

A perfect girl is like Shane to me, I want a best friend that I can spoon that’s a girl and I can kiss her

Anonymous said: If I gave you my number or snapchat would you be my texting or snap buddy I just think you'd be awesome to talk to :$

For sure dude I love new people